So, there’s this girl, right? Sure, she’s a thousand miles away, but sometimes, I do things to impress people, and when I heard a rumor that she thought Monsturd would be my kind of movie, into the Netflix queue it went.
So, now I’m watching it, and… y’know, sometimes, it’s best not to say anything at all.
It occurs to me that saying “Monsturd is the perfect movie for you!” is an elaborate and subtle insult.
Except (theoretically) not, because she has the same taste in this kind of movie that I have. (Anyway, as bad as it was, it still would have been much better with more people in the room than just me.)
The girl says that if you liked Monsturd, you’d also like Hillbilly Monster!
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