{"id":1191,"date":"2009-07-01T04:12:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T10:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=1191"},"modified":"2010-01-22T12:22:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T18:22:06","slug":"transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=1191","title":{"rendered":"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Remember what happened in\u00a0Transformers<\/a>? Me neither, so I\u2019ll join you in reading that review before I proceed. Yeah, right, okay, no new giant robots, missing Allspark, etc. Anyway, I know they had a happy ending in which the bad guy was vanquished and I guess the Allspark bit it, so no more giant robots? Except: now there\u2019s a new bad guy that\u2019s even badder and more important than Megatron, except we\u2019ve never heard of him before. Which, okay, fine. And the giant robots have been on Earth for 17,000 years instead of showing up when their Allspark crash-landed by random chance. Which seems maybe less plausible?[1] And they have a new plan for making giant robots, although it technically involves the death of every living thing on the planet. Lucky it\u2019s the giant robots having this debate; if it was humans who needed to destroy Cybertron to perpetuate\u00a0our<\/em> species, the giant robots would all be toast before you could finish Clapping Off.<\/p>\n

Still,\u00a0Transformers 2<\/a> was a pretty good movie. Megan Fox remains hot and occasionally runs in slow motion. There were a lot more tiny robots, the same amount of giant robots[2], a few distressingly racistly-typed robots[3] to detract from that, and at least two ancient robots. The military dudes were acceptably military, the conspiracy dude was John Turturro, and he\u2019s generally good, right? And Shia LeBeouf was that young guy that gets lots of big roles for teenagers in movies these days; whether that is deserved, I choose not to speculate.[4] Plus, another cosmic-scale plot. So, yeah. Michael Bay has done quite well, here, putting together a solid, entertaining, explosions-filled movie filled with only a few missteps. Ninety minutes\u2019 worth of adrenaline, entertainment and such, and through the art of movie magic, skillful casting, and blindingly-talented script oversight, he was able to cram that ninety minutes of entertaining film, with I\u2019m sure no small amount of effort, down into a mere two and half hours of screen time.<\/p>\n

Oops. Still, the good movie is in there, if you want to dig for it and can let your lizard brain be entertained by explosions, overt racism, and Megan Fox in the meantime.<\/p>\n

[1] I grant the possibility that I missed some explanation for this during the first reel. But I\u2019m pretty sure not.
\n[2] Though they look distressingly similar in robot form
\n[3] I could have gotten past the accents and attitudes with little more than an eye roll, but buckteeth, and one of them gold? You\u2019ve got to be shitting me. I mean, seriously.
\n[4] Clearly, starring opposite Megan Fox is not deserved, though. I mean, it\u2019s possible she\u2019s going to be the better actor of the two of them in another year or so, which just indicates what I\u2019m trying to say here.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remember what happened in\u00a0Transformers? Me neither, so I\u2019ll join you in reading that review before I proceed. Yeah, right, okay, no new giant robots, missing Allspark, etc. Anyway, I know they had a happy ending in which the bad guy was vanquished and I guess the Allspark bit it, so no more giant robots? Except: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[357,358,359,58,360,361,362,363,364,365,366,367,368,369,44],"class_list":["post-1191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-a-new-bad-guy-thats-even-badder","tag-at-least-two-ancient-robots","tag-conspiracy-dude","tag-explosions","tag-john-turturro","tag-lack-of-new-giant-robots","tag-lizard-brain","tag-megan-fox","tag-michael-bay","tag-military-dudes","tag-racistly-typed-robots","tag-sequel","tag-shia-lebeouf","tag-the-clapper","tag-the-fate-of-the-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}