{"id":145,"date":"2006-01-29T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T04:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/replicatedmeat.nocturne.org\/wordpress\/?p=145"},"modified":"2025-08-01T20:48:16","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T02:48:16","slug":"hostel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"Hostel"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Things I Learned While Watching Hostel<\/a> Last Night:<\/p>\n

1) Americans are miserable tourists, reviled throughout Europe. Luckily, someone is doing something about this.
\n2) Eastern European chicks are really hot, and when eventually I’ve given up all hope, at least the mail-order bride thing is still an option. (Although some of them could stand to be a bit less evil.)
\n3) Guilt- and consequence-free sex is not to be lightly refused, as you are no more likely to be killed for having it than you are to be safe from doom for avoiding it. (NOTE: Does not apply to Camp Crystal Lake and environs.)
\n4) When possible, do not vomit while wearing a ball-gag. It will almost never end well.
\n5) I’d rather have holes drilled into my leg than be hamstrung.
\n6) In the highly unlikely event that a perfect revenge scenario appears fully formed behind a pizza delivery truck, well, cool beans. Take it, for it won’t come by again.<\/p>\n

(Okay, let’s be honest. You weren’t going to see this movie. But on the off-chance that you’re still up in the air about it, that ought to be enough data to allow you to make up your mind. Carry on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Things I Learned While Watching Hostel Last Night: 1) Americans are miserable tourists, reviled throughout Europe. Luckily, someone is doing something about this. 2) Eastern European chicks are really hot, and when eventually I’ve given up all hope, at least the mail-order bride thing is still an option. (Although some of them could stand to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[30,1243],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-horror","tag-torture-porn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5896,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/5896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}