{"id":2053,"date":"2010-06-24T19:46:37","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T01:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2053"},"modified":"2010-06-24T19:46:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T01:46:37","slug":"jonah-hex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=2053","title":{"rendered":"Jonah Hex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is what happened in <a title=\"Revenge Gets Ugly\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1075747\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jonah Hex<\/a>, an improbably short movie that I saw yesterday. And I mean that sincerely, it was no more than 80 minutes if you do not count the credits. (Maybe only 70.) Anyway, there&#8217;s this guy in the Civil War, right? And he loses his whole family when another guy betrays a platoon to enemy soldiers. So the guy (played by Hollywood newcomer John Malkovich) plans elaborate revenge against his nemesis, a deformed necromancer who keeps the company of drunks and prostitutes and makes a point of blowing up basically every location he visits. Also, in a side plot that doesn&#8217;t make a lick of sense under even the mildest of scrutiny, there is terrorism afoot at the United States centennial celebration!<\/p>\n<p>That said, at least Megan Fox looks pretty much the way you&#8217;d expect her to in her ubiquitous corset.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is what happened in Jonah Hex, an improbably short movie that I saw yesterday. And I mean that sincerely, it was no more than 80 minutes if you do not count the credits. (Maybe only 70.) Anyway, there&#8217;s this guy in the Civil War, right? And he loses his whole family when another guy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[464,1240],"class_list":["post-2053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-action","tag-western"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}