{"id":2387,"date":"2010-10-26T12:52:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T18:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2387"},"modified":"2010-10-26T12:52:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T18:52:17","slug":"red-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=2387","title":{"rendered":"Red (2010)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that time when they made that movie about a bunch of retired astronauts who went back into space one last time, for some reason? <a title=\"Still Armed. Still Dangerous. Still Got It.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1245526\/\" target=\"_blank\">Red<\/a> is like that, except about spies. The Double-Oh kind, I mean. On the bright side, it&#8217;s quite a bit funnier than I remember the astronaut movie being, as long as you don&#8217;t look too closely at the romantic subplot that Bruce Willis kicks off by kidnapping the hot mom from Weeds in order to head off (self-fulfilling) attempts upon her life. But of course it all works out, as movies do, without any long-term police involvement. Anyway, though, aside from that it&#8217;s a fun, breezy romp of exactly the type you&#8217;d expect from a spy movie based on a graphic novel of some kind. There&#8217;s a plot, but only enough to justify young spies trying and failing in spectacular ways to kill old spies; definitely nowhere near enough to comment upon. So, if you like that kind of thing, or just recognizable actors being reasonably funny? Dig it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that time when they made that movie about a bunch of retired astronauts who went back into space one last time, for some reason? Red is like that, except about spies. The Double-Oh kind, I mean. On the bright side, it&#8217;s quite a bit funnier than I remember the astronaut movie being, as long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[464,420],"class_list":["post-2387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-action","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}