{"id":2402,"date":"2010-11-04T18:05:21","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T00:05:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2010-11-04T18:05:21","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T00:05:21","slug":"ultimate-avengers-crime-and-punishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=2402","title":{"rendered":"Ultimate Avengers: Crime and Punishment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m well over two-thirds of the way through the next book, mostly because I can&#8217;t be bothered to stop reading it long enough to actually review <a title=\"Ultimate Avengers: Crime and Punishment by Mark Millar, at Amazon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ultimate-Comics-Avengers-Vol-Punishment\/dp\/0785136703\/\" target=\"_blank\">Crime and Punishment<\/a>, the latest release in Marvel&#8217;s Ultimate Comics line. Although this certainly reflects far more on the book I have in front of me, I&#8217;m not able to claim, as I would like, that it has nothing to do with this one. Basically, it was not dissimilar to <a title=\"My review of Ultimate Avengers: The Next Generation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2160\" target=\"_blank\">the previous Avengers book<\/a>, but with fewer things I found awesome and more things I found subtly off. Which is to say, still more extraneous characters (apparently just for the sake of being new) and a focus that has shifted completely from the Ultimates in favor of recently-demoted Nick Fury&#8217;s blacker-than-black ops governmental hit squad. It&#8217;s not that I think a world full of genetically enhanced super-villains doesn&#8217;t <em>need<\/em> a secret government hit squad so much as that I think that&#8217;s a little more realism than I want from my superheroes comics. And then mix that in with the appearance of the Ultimate Ghost Rider, and I have a whole host of new complaints that are, admittedly, more fairly entrenched in my readthrough of the original Marvel line (where I have now gotten to October of 1973), and these complaints are purely personal taste, so take them as you will. But dammit, superheroes and the supernatural just don&#8217;t mix, five years of the CW&#8217;s Thursday (now Friday) night line-up notwithstanding.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I just read a storyline where Spider-Man had to fight against a space werewolf. I like Spider-Man, you know, kind of a lot. And I like space werewolves! I just don&#8217;t really like them together. It&#8217;s like lemon pepper in spaghetti sauce: you&#8217;ll regret it. So now, when I&#8217;m watching these Avengers guys in combat against a skeletal biker sent by the devil to kill powerful people, it reminds me that it took about ten years for\u00a0regular\u00a0Marvel to start pulling this crap <em>too<\/em>, and I get a little bit despair-filled. Still, it is what it is, and it&#8217;s not like I intend to stop anytime soon. Oh, also, if you like the Punisher, he&#8217;s still kicking around and gets most of the best parts of this particular story. So that&#8217;s alright.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m well over two-thirds of the way through the next book, mostly because I can&#8217;t be bothered to stop reading it long enough to actually review Crime and Punishment, the latest release in Marvel&#8217;s Ultimate Comics line. Although this certainly reflects far more on the book I have in front of me, I&#8217;m not able [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[17,38,22,40],"class_list":["post-2402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","tag-graphic-novel","tag-marvel","tag-superheroes","tag-ultimate-series"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}