{"id":2580,"date":"2011-01-14T16:43:33","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T22:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2580"},"modified":"2011-01-14T16:43:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T22:43:33","slug":"little-fockers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=2580","title":{"rendered":"Little Fockers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the most misleading thing about <a title=\"Kids bring everyone closer, right?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0970866\/\" target=\"_blank\">Little Fockers<\/a> is the title, in that, while present, the Focker children are never quite the focus of the story like you might expect. It&#8217;s like&#8230; okay, you know how Anton Chekhov[1] said that if you see a gun on the mantel in act one of a play, it had better be fired by act three? This is like that play, in that there the children are on the\u00a0metaphorical\u00a0mantel, and in fact they get used in all sorts of ways. But, and here is my point, Anton Chekhov was not talking about a play <em>named<\/em> The Gun. See? They are a means to several different ends, but never once an actual focus. Maybe lots of movie titles work this way, and I just generally disregard them?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, though, the plot: a couple of movies ago, Ben Stiller married a blonde chick that I&#8217;ve only really seen in these movies, the result of which is that Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman get to be in-laws, and Stiller and De Niro have formed an uneasy truce. But all kinds of small troubles (child-raising, finances, sex lives, home renovations) lead to a renewal of the same hostilities between the two leading men that have been the theme of the entire series, and it&#8217;s impossible to avoid an unpleasant sense of d\u00e9j\u00e0\u00a0vu[2]. \u00a0Especially when the flick itself is only mildly chuckle-worthy for the first two acts. Still, it eventually does get to be pretty amusing, though whether this was because my defenses were gradually worn down or they really did save the best for last is highly debatable.<\/p>\n<p>Jessica Alba&#8217;s by now ubiquitous lingerie shot isn&#8217;t worth the price of admission, but it at least lets you convince yourself it was worth the time spent. &#8230;and if you know it <em>won&#8217;t<\/em> let you do that, I can safely say this is not the movie for you.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Probably, but maybe someone else; in any event, not Samuel Clemens.<br \/>\n[2] Will they form a <em>new<\/em> uneasy truce by the end of this one? At what point does the terminology get downgraded to\u00a0d\u00e9tente?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the most misleading thing about Little Fockers is the title, in that, while present, the Focker children are never quite the focus of the story like you might expect. It&#8217;s like&#8230; okay, you know how Anton Chekhov[1] said that if you see a gun on the mantel in act one of a play, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420],"class_list":["post-2580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}