{"id":26,"date":"2004-11-20T18:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-21T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/replicatedmeat.nocturne.org\/wordpress\/?p=26"},"modified":"2022-02-17T21:09:01","modified_gmt":"2022-02-18T03:09:01","slug":"the-incredibles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"The Incredibles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7191\" src=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/MV5BMTg3NTE2MzgzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2ODkyMw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006851000_AL_-206x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/MV5BMTg3NTE2MzgzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2ODkyMw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006851000_AL_-206x300.jpg 206w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/MV5BMTg3NTE2MzgzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2ODkyMw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006851000_AL_-624x911.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/11\/MV5BMTg3NTE2MzgzM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ2ODkyMw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006851000_AL_.jpg 685w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 206px) 100vw, 206px\" \/>If this log is to be believed, it&#8217;s been 45 days since I last saw a movie in the theater, on DVD, or etc. It, largely, <em>is<\/em> to be believed. (I mean, not counting <a title=\"Alice in Wonderland, in fact. Despite many intervening years, it has, er, held up well.\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0074113\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">classic porn<\/a>, which frankly I wouldn&#8217;t know how to go about reviewing, were I so inclined.) But, I finally broke the drought by catching <a title=\"Twice the hero he used to be\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0317705\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Incredibles<\/a> last weekend. So that&#8217;s something. I still definitely need to do more, though.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, I liked it. Pretty common opinion, so far as I can tell. The thing is, I didn&#8217;t <em>love<\/em> it, which seems to be much less common. Pretty good superhero story. You can&#8217;t just have the hero go out and save the world anymore, there has to be depth, because we&#8217;re all so damn jaded. Most movies create depth by exploring the psyche of the hero as he (or <a title=\"I say that, but I honestly don't recall whether Supergirl had the blues, or lost her groove, or whatever.\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0088206\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">she<\/a>) goes out and saves the world. Pixar had the idea of creating depth by making the superheroes unpopular. They cause too much damage while apprehending supervillains, sprain the ankles of people they&#8217;ve just saved from certain death, that kind of thing, and so are driven out by a litigious society. They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them&#8230; no, wait, that&#8217;s someone else.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, fifteen years later, the few superheroes that have kept in contact (including the family after which the movie is named) are going about their average lives, but still wishing they could use their powers to keep people safe. And then, opportunity rises in the form of a request to save a government facility from a robot that has broken its programming and gone on a rampage. How is a superhero to resist the chance to save people <em>and<\/em> rake in the dough?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and then something goes wrong, and, voila, instant plot.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah. Fun kid&#8217;s movie, but I wouldn&#8217;t really say it had a whole special section for adults, like is always claimed these days. If a kid&#8217;s movie is okay by you, though, this is certainly above <a title=\"This tagline is being added in 2008, and I just want to say that the mere act of reminding myself this movie ever existed has pissed me off all over again.\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0276033\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the dross<\/a>. There was a brilliant microsecond reference to World Domination: The Drinking Game[1], though. And a job for <a title=\"And damned if he doesn't have one of the most popular sitcoms running, now. Yay, my ability to cause good things to happen to good people just by wishing it so!\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/name\/nm0005134\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jason Lee<\/a>, who should pretty much always be working, if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Note: May not actually exist. But it ought to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If this log is to be believed, it&#8217;s been 45 days since I last saw a movie in the theater, on DVD, or etc. It, largely, is to be believed. (I mean, not counting classic porn, which frankly I wouldn&#8217;t know how to go about reviewing, were I so inclined.) 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