{"id":2794,"date":"2011-04-16T20:32:26","date_gmt":"2011-04-17T02:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2011-04-16T20:32:26","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T02:32:26","slug":"the-graves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=2794","title":{"rendered":"The Graves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question: what do you get if you combine the most egregious misuse of Tony Todd in the past decade with a supernatural slasher flick and lead characters whose best talents are contained in their tank tops?[1][2] Answer: <a title=\"In Skull City, Death is the least of your problems\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1203517\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Graves<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[1] I feel like I should have had more to say about the movie, but, well. I mean, it was only so good for making fun of in the first place, and I don&#8217;t have a good way to express that part here.<br \/>\n[2] That sounds terrible, perhaps? If it had been only slightly less true, I would have been able to keep myself from saying it. But, yeah, wow. On the bright side, <em>part<\/em> of the issue is that the tank tops did in fact hold treasures. (My good friend Jez wishes to add an additional drunken \/ unfortunately true declaration: &#8220;Her boobs look better with a shirt on.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: what do you get if you combine the most egregious misuse of Tony Todd in the past decade with a supernatural slasher flick and lead characters whose best talents are contained in their tank tops?[1][2] Answer: The Graves. [1] I feel like I should have had more to say about the movie, but, well. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}