{"id":296,"date":"2007-06-20T12:23:15","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T17:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=296"},"modified":"2019-01-27T11:29:43","modified_gmt":"2019-01-27T17:29:43","slug":"oceans-thirteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6491\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/MV5BNTI3NjUwNTg1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUyNjU0MQ@@._V1_.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/MV5BNTI3NjUwNTg1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUyNjU0MQ@@._V1_.jpg 325w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/MV5BNTI3NjUwNTg1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzUyNjU0MQ@@._V1_-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/>The plot of <a title=\"What are the odds of getting even? 13 to one.\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0496806\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen<\/a> is one that resonated strongly with me. Elliot Gould portrayed a man who was confined to his bed by a devastating illness. Initially hospitalized, he&#8217;s eventually released home, but even there he&#8217;s lost in a fugue state, catatonic to everything that is going on around him. It&#8217;s as if, in the midst of a whirlwind of life, he&#8217;s frozen and unable to interact in any meaningful way. It&#8217;s a bad way to be. Okay, admittedly I&#8217;ve merely been ill for a week while he lost millions of dollars and had a heart attack thanks to Al Pacino&#8217;s diabolical plotting; still, though, I feel like we shared a common bond throughout my watching the movie, Elliot Gould and I.<\/p>\n<p>Danny Ocean et al, having learned of their friend&#8217;s dire straits, immediately embark on a masterful plan to shatter Pacino&#8217;s empire as well as his pride. Sure, a lot of money is there to be stolen, but the payout isn&#8217;t the point this time; it&#8217;s all about revenge. The only flaw this one can boast below the so-fine original is that the twists were somewhat more predictable; <a title=\"My review of Ocean's Twelve\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=35\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ocean&#8217;s Twelve<\/a> has been left in the dust. There&#8217;s not really much I can say here that&#8217;s not a spoiler, though. You know there&#8217;s a fiendishly complex plot to rob a casino, right? The rest is the nuts and bolts details, and that&#8217;s where the movie shines. You get to watch <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">eleven<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">twelve<\/span> thirteen people who are far cooler than you personally will ever have a hope of being doing things that you would be arrested for merely thinking about. (Well, it&#8217;s more like five people who are cooler than you and a bunch of other people who fill niche positions. But the cool ones more than make up the slack.)<\/p>\n<p>It is both awesome and hilarious is what I&#8217;m saying. Given that you enjoy the cinematic experience to any degree, why haven&#8217;t you seen this movie yet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The plot of Ocean&#8217;s Thirteen is one that resonated strongly with me. Elliot Gould portrayed a man who was confined to his bed by a devastating illness. Initially hospitalized, he&#8217;s eventually released home, but even there he&#8217;s lost in a fugue state, catatonic to everything that is going on around him. It&#8217;s as if, in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1221],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-caper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6493,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/6493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}