{"id":3499,"date":"2012-05-19T16:17:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-19T22:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=3499"},"modified":"2018-06-01T12:58:39","modified_gmt":"2018-06-01T18:58:39","slug":"the-avengers-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=3499","title":{"rendered":"The Avengers (2012)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/MV5BMTk2NTI1MTU4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODg0OTY0Nw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/MV5BMTk2NTI1MTU4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODg0OTY0Nw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-203x300.jpg 203w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/MV5BMTk2NTI1MTU4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODg0OTY0Nw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_-624x924.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/MV5BMTk2NTI1MTU4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODg0OTY0Nw@@._V1_SY1000_CR006751000_AL_.jpg 675w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/>t&#8217;s been I suppose weeks since I actually saw <a title=\"Assemble 2012\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0848228\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Avengers<\/a>, which is as personally frustrating as it is lame. But the larger problem (even though I&#8217;ve seen it twice) is that it makes it hard to remember any specific discussion I may have wanted to engage. So, obviously it was good. You already know that because I saw it twice. (Savvy viewers may also have known it because of what a good job has been done with the various properties leading up to this moment, or because they&#8217;ve watched Joss Whedon&#8217;s writing\/direction in other formats.)<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s say you&#8217;ve done none of those things, and now you&#8217;re wondering if you want to go see a movie in which the Norse god of mischief acts as a catspaw for an invading alien army bent on conquering the earth and also stealing a head-sized white cube filled with limitless cosmic power, and then a bunch of Marvel superheroes attempt to quip aside their differences and prevent this clearly bad outcome? The answer is yes, and here&#8217;s the reason why: even though it may not be the best plot you&#8217;ve ever seen, it is very probably the most <em>comic-booky<\/em> plot you&#8217;ve ever seen, and not only is the dialogue consistently great, but practically every moment (and 100% of the moments in the third act) were among the most fun I&#8217;ve had at the movies.<\/p>\n<p>Put another way: would definitely watch a third time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been I suppose weeks since I actually saw The Avengers, which is as personally frustrating as it is lame. But the larger problem (even though I&#8217;ve seen it twice) is that it makes it hard to remember any specific discussion I may have wanted to engage. So, obviously it was good. You already know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[169,464,38,1312,22],"class_list":["post-3499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-3d","tag-action","tag-marvel","tag-mcu","tag-superheroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3499"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6026,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3499\/revisions\/6026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}