{"id":42,"date":"2005-01-22T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/replicatedmeat.nocturne.org\/wordpress\/?p=42"},"modified":"2015-04-21T09:10:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T15:10:00","slug":"monsturd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"Monsturd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/01\/MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-4774 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/01\/MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/01\/MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/01\/MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_.jpg 336w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/a>So, there&#8217;s this girl, right? Sure, she&#8217;s a thousand miles away, but sometimes, I do things to impress people, and when I heard a rumor that she thought <a title=\"Don't get caught with your pants down!\" href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0364527\/\" target=\"_blank\">Monsturd<\/a> would be my kind of movie, into the Netflix queue it went.<\/p>\n<p>So, now I&#8217;m watching it, and&#8230; y&#8217;know, sometimes, it&#8217;s best not to say anything at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, there&#8217;s this girl, right? Sure, she&#8217;s a thousand miles away, but sometimes, I do things to impress people, and when I heard a rumor that she thought Monsturd would be my kind of movie, into the Netflix queue it went. So, now I&#8217;m watching it, and&#8230; y&#8217;know, sometimes, it&#8217;s best not to say anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,30,501,818,111],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-horror","tag-netflix","tag-overly-snarky-dismissal","tag-things-guys-do-to-impress-girls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4776,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/4776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}