{"id":4845,"date":"2015-01-08T22:53:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T04:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=4845"},"modified":"2015-09-29T17:38:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-29T23:38:52","slug":"unicorn-being-a-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=4845","title":{"rendered":"Unicorn Being a Jerk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/51rt0NUfXwL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4847\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/51rt0NUfXwL-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"51rt0NUfXwL\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/51rt0NUfXwL-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/51rt0NUfXwL.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>My girlfriend got this book for Christmas from her brother, and I read it myself over the course of about five or ten horrified minutes. You see, on the one hand, <a title=\"Unicorn Being a Jerk by C. W. Moss, at Amazon\" href=\"http:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Unicorn-Being-Jerk-C-Moss\/dp\/0062070215\/\" target=\"_blank\">Unicorn Being a Jerk<\/a> is an extremely accurate title. On the other hand&#8230; every time I thought I had a handle on how big of a jerk Unicorn was, I would turn a page and learn that I was the Jon Snow of this book.<\/p>\n<p>If your reaction to things too horrible to look at is laughter, this is the book for you. If not&#8230; at least it&#8217;s short and there isn&#8217;t a whole lot of text? I suppose if you were kidnapped and forced to read it against your will, you could kill time figuring out the correct timeline of Unicorn&#8217;s life and how all the events relate to each other.<\/p>\n<p>But, yeah, it was pretty funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My girlfriend got this book for Christmas from her brother, and I read it myself over the course of about five or ten horrified minutes. You see, on the one hand, Unicorn Being a Jerk is an extremely accurate title. On the other hand&#8230; every time I thought I had a handle on how big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[17,947],"class_list":["post-4845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","tag-graphic-novel","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4845"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4849,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4845\/revisions\/4849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}