{"id":4983,"date":"2015-03-01T10:58:25","date_gmt":"2015-03-01T16:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=4983"},"modified":"2015-06-08T12:39:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-08T18:39:08","slug":"movie-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=4983","title":{"rendered":"Movie 43"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/MV5BMTg4NzQ3NDM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEzMjM3OA@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4984\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/MV5BMTg4NzQ3NDM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEzMjM3OA@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"MV5BMTg4NzQ3NDM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEzMjM3OA@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/MV5BMTg4NzQ3NDM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEzMjM3OA@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/MV5BMTg4NzQ3NDM1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjEzMjM3OA@@._V1__SX1859_SY847_.jpg 571w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/a>What I actually wanted to watch last night was Project X, but it wasn&#8217;t on Netflix. But the reason I <em>wanted<\/em> to watch it was that I was watching <a title=\"My review of Iron Man\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=403\" target=\"_blank\">Iron Man<\/a> earlier in the evening and thought the Vanity Fair reporter looked familiar. Turns out she didn&#8217;t, but I saw Movie 43 in her credits, which reminded me of Project X. Because, you know, generic titles and all.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The biggest cast ever assembled for the most outrageous comedy ever made.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1333125\/\" target=\"_blank\">Movie 43<\/a> is a series of comedic shorts tied together by a movie pitch plot[1], and&#8230; well, let me offer you this quick guide. If you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see Anna Faris as a coprophiliac, or if you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see Halle Berry make guacamole with a breast prosthesis, or if you&#8217;ve ever wanted to see Hugh Jackman being a literal dickhead, you should watch this movie. If you actively want to avoid seeing those things, you should not.<\/p>\n<p>This doesn&#8217;t feel like a &#8220;middle ground&#8221; type of situation, you know?<\/p>\n<p>[1] No, seriously, it&#8217;s not a <a title=\"My review of V\/H\/S\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=4955\" target=\"_blank\">V\/H\/S<\/a> sequel, and I&#8217;m pretty sure this is not the only kind of movie I watch anymore? <em>Pretty<\/em> sure.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I actually wanted to watch last night was Project X, but it wasn&#8217;t on Netflix. But the reason I wanted to watch it was that I was watching Iron Man earlier in the evening and thought the Vanity Fair reporter looked familiar. Turns out she didn&#8217;t, but I saw Movie 43 in her credits, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,501],"class_list":["post-4983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-netflix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4983"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4985,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4983\/revisions\/4985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}