{"id":50,"date":"2005-02-27T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/replicatedmeat.nocturne.org\/wordpress\/?p=50"},"modified":"2022-02-19T13:03:56","modified_gmt":"2022-02-19T19:03:56","slug":"bubba-ho-tep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Bubba Ho-tep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-8108\" src=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/MV5BMTY2OTU4MTEzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcxNDUyMQ@@._V1_FMjpg_UX260_-164x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"164\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/MV5BMTY2OTU4MTEzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcxNDUyMQ@@._V1_FMjpg_UX260_-164x300.jpg 164w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/02\/MV5BMTY2OTU4MTEzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcxNDUyMQ@@._V1_FMjpg_UX260_.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 164px) 100vw, 164px\" \/>Sure, there are lots of mummy movies. Like the one with Brendan Fraser and the one with Abbott &amp; Costello. And there are lots of JFK movies, like the one with Martin Sheen and the one by Oliver Stone. And there are lots of Elvis movies, like, um&#8230; y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s weird that people don&#8217;t make Elvis movies, but I guess there&#8217;s still Jailhouse Rock and the one with the clambake.<\/p>\n<p>My point is, this ground is well-trodden. What you don&#8217;t see very often is any two of them in the same place. And all three? Unheard of! Except, obviously, <a title=\"The King vs. The King of the Dead\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0281686\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">not anymore<\/a>. That&#8217;d be pretty weird, if I was just blathering on about things that don&#8217;t go together, randomly. But I (unlike previously) digress. The point of all this is that a movie pitting the elderly and retirement-homed King of Rock &amp; Roll and most recently assassinated President (or so <strong>they<\/strong> would have us believe, to the point of dying him black to further the cover-up) against a redneck mummy out to steal their souls was made a few years ago, receiving a limited theatrical release and the beginnings of a cult following on DVD.<\/p>\n<p>The story is simple. Simple enough that what I started to write would be a restatement of what I already just said, so I&#8217;ll skip that. What makes it good is the mood and the leisurely pacing. It&#8217;s easy to get lost in the sad lives of these men, sad because they believe they&#8217;re really Elvis and Kennedy, sad because they believe they&#8217;re saving their fellow inmates from a soul-sucking mummy, and sadder by far if they really are who they say they are. I&#8217;m making it sound depressing, and it is, but it&#8217;s also not. It&#8217;s hilarious, at times a little scary, and the melancholy mood lends it enough gravitas that it doesn&#8217;t turn out to be the cheesy B-movie it so desperately wants you to believe it is. Instead, it&#8217;s a story about heroes who still have legitimate heroism left in them fighting against a villain who isn&#8217;t just robbing them of their souls, but of what little dignity they have left.<\/p>\n<p>For a movie that is about, well, you know, it has a great deal of heart to it. On top of which, it&#8217;s very, very funny. I can&#8217;t really think of a reason for anyone not to watch it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, there are lots of mummy movies. Like the one with Brendan Fraser and the one with Abbott &amp; Costello. And there are lots of JFK movies, like the one with Martin Sheen and the one by Oliver Stone. And there are lots of Elvis movies, like, um&#8230; y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s weird that people don&#8217;t make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,853,30,854,855,856,857],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-elvis","tag-horror","tag-jfk","tag-leisurely-pacing","tag-melancholy","tag-mummies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8110,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/8110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}