{"id":5113,"date":"2015-06-30T17:52:07","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T23:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5113"},"modified":"2015-08-10T11:40:33","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T17:40:33","slug":"jurassic-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=5113","title":{"rendered":"Jurassic World"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"MV5BMjMyNjI3ODQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDM5NTk5MjE@._V1__SX1859_SY893_\"<\/a>Things Jurassic World<\/a> had going for it, right out the gate:<\/p>\n

Dinosaur technology is better than ever
\nChris Pratt is, also, better than ever
\nThe John Williams anthem<\/p>\n

Things Jurassic World<\/em> had working against it:<\/p>\n

“Let’s add some kids to run around in danger a lot. That makes it family friendly! I’m sure they’ll be great at acting.”
\nA music person who clearly had no clue how to appropriately use the John Williams bits
\nThe lead female character’s primary role was to gradually devolve from manager of the world’s most lucrative entertainment enterprise to girlfriend, while gradually showing more skin as indicators of key moments along the progression<\/p>\n

Seriously, though, if I was not so annoyed by that last thing, the rest of it made a pretty good movie overall. The music part\u00a0was rough, but at least they got better at it over the course of the film, and the kids were dumb, but really not any dumber than the kids in Jurassic Park<\/em>. If you like dinosaurs and chase scenes, that’s enough to go by, and as a bonus most of the characters and situations were pretty well developed. But man, Claire is just a terrible character that damages the rest of the movie so much.<\/p>\n

I mean, it was still the best Jurassic sequel by a long shot. Of course it was, did you see<\/em> those?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Things Jurassic World had going for it, right out the gate: Dinosaur technology is better than ever Chris Pratt is, also, better than ever The John Williams anthem Things Jurassic World had working against it: “Let’s add some kids to run around in danger a lot. That makes it family friendly! I’m sure they’ll be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[464,430],"class_list":["post-5113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-action","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5113"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5209,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5113\/revisions\/5209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}