{"id":5525,"date":"2016-06-10T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T23:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5525"},"modified":"2016-06-10T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T23:01:00","slug":"x-men-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=5525","title":{"rendered":"X-Men: Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5527\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/MV5BMjQxMjY5MzU1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjY0NzE@._V1_SX690_CR00690999_AL_-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"MV5BMjQxMjY5MzU1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjY0NzE@._V1_SX690_CR0,0,690,999_AL_\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/MV5BMjQxMjY5MzU1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjY0NzE@._V1_SX690_CR00690999_AL_-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/MV5BMjQxMjY5MzU1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjY0NzE@._V1_SX690_CR00690999_AL_-624x903.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/MV5BMjQxMjY5MzU1NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzgyNjY0NzE@._V1_SX690_CR00690999_AL_.jpg 690w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/>I saw the new X-Men movie a week or two ago, and I liked it, but what with being busy and behind on internets and seriously really busy what with houses that don&#8217;t clean themselves and weddings that don&#8217;t plan themselves and jobs and the whole being an adult thing, I&#8217;ve maybe lost track of anything I might have said about it.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Only the strong will survive\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt3385516\/\" target=\"_blank\">Apocalypse<\/a>, as you will learn in the opening moments of the flick, is set in a tenuous 1985 between the recent <a title=\"My review of X-Men: First Class\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=2898\" target=\"_blank\">First Class<\/a> and <a title=\"My review of X-Men: Days of Future Past\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=4542\" target=\"_blank\">Days of Future Past<\/a>\u00a0and <a title=\"Predates me doing any reviews by like four years, so.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120903\/\" target=\"_blank\">the original X-Men movie<\/a> that due to timeline manipulations may not even exist anymore. See, there&#8217;s this Egyptian guy who I haven&#8217;t gotten to in my readings of the source material[1], and now that he&#8217;s awake again, he wants to rule the world as is his wont.<\/p>\n<p>And then, you know, mutanty things happen. It seems like there should be more to say, about themes or some such? Maybe I waited too long, maybe I expect more than is necessary from a perfectly fine X-Men slugfest. Either way, I&#8217;m seeing a movie tonight that I will perhaps review more timelily, and this is what you get.<\/p>\n<p>Final thought: Psylocke, another character who I have not gotten to in comics, seemed kind of shoehorned in just for the purposes of costume fan service. Which is kind of lame.<\/p>\n<p>[1] Unless I have? But if this dude is based on the Living Pharaoh, he is much, much cooler in this movie than in the comics he was drawn from.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the new X-Men movie a week or two ago, and I liked it, but what with being busy and behind on internets and seriously really busy what with houses that don&#8217;t clean themselves and weddings that don&#8217;t plan themselves and jobs and the whole being an adult thing, I&#8217;ve maybe lost track of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[464,38,91,22],"class_list":["post-5525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-action","tag-marvel","tag-sci-fi","tag-superheroes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5525"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5528,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5525\/revisions\/5528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}