{"id":5759,"date":"2016-11-28T18:24:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-29T00:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5759"},"modified":"2016-11-28T18:24:46","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T00:24:46","slug":"thankskilling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=5759","title":{"rendered":"Thankskilling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5761\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MV5BOTczMDY2NjQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzEzNzY5Mg@@._V1_-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"mv5botczmdy2njq5nl5bml5banbnxkftztcwnzeznzy5mg-_v1_\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MV5BOTczMDY2NjQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzEzNzY5Mg@@._V1_-197x300.jpg 197w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MV5BOTczMDY2NjQ5Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzEzNzY5Mg@@._V1_.jpg 397w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px\" \/>Off of a dare[1] on Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, I turned on <a title=\"Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1129441\/\" target=\"_blank\">Thankskilling<\/a> while setting my fantasy football line-ups. I ended up watching all sixty-six minutes of the feature due to Mary falling asleep on the couch before I finished my research.<\/p>\n<p>I had said, after watching the first 100 seconds, before the title drop, that they had accomplished pretty much the perfect iteration of that title in distilled movie form, and that I bet the rest of the movie could not stand up to it. It turns out, I was right.<\/p>\n<p>[1] I was bet that it had worse dialogue than <a title=\"My review of Best Worst Movie (which is not Troll 2, but it is a documentary ABOUT Troll 2\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=3467\" target=\"_blank\">Troll 2<\/a>. Nnnnnnnope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Off of a dare[1] on Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, I turned on Thankskilling while setting my fantasy football line-ups. I ended up watching all sixty-six minutes of the feature due to Mary falling asleep on the couch before I finished my research. I had said, after watching the first 100 seconds, before the title drop, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,30,1303],"class_list":["post-5759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-horror","tag-hulu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5759"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5763,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5759\/revisions\/5763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}