{"id":5903,"date":"2017-05-07T12:26:02","date_gmt":"2017-05-07T18:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5903"},"modified":"2017-05-07T12:26:02","modified_gmt":"2017-05-07T18:26:02","slug":"pixels-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=5903","title":{"rendered":"Pixels (2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span data-term=\"goog_497120074\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5904\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MV5BMTQ5OTQ0NDY5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODg1NTI3MzE@._V1_SY1000_SX714_AL_-214x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MV5BMTQ5OTQ0NDY5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODg1NTI3MzE@._V1_SY1000_SX714_AL_-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MV5BMTQ5OTQ0NDY5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODg1NTI3MzE@._V1_SY1000_SX714_AL_-624x874.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MV5BMTQ5OTQ0NDY5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODg1NTI3MzE@._V1_SY1000_SX714_AL_.jpg 714w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/>On Sunday<\/span>, after two days of renaissance festival and a truly spectacular amount of mead, we decided to watch a random movie. (It should have been the American Gods pilot, but Mary was already sleeping off a scraped cornea.) The one that got picked, basically by virtue of being the first one seen that there was a quorum on, was <a title=\"The world needed heroes. They got these guys.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt2120120\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Pixels<\/a>. I mean, yes, the con column had \u201cAdam Sandler movie\u201d, but the pro column had cool video game movie, not the kind based on a specific game, but rather just generic 1980s arcade fever. Arcades are cool!<\/p>\n<p><em>Anyway<\/em>, we were wrong. Nothing outweighs \u201cAdam Sandler movie\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Sunday, after two days of renaissance festival and a truly spectacular amount of mead, we decided to watch a random movie. (It should have been the American Gods pilot, but Mary was already sleeping off a scraped cornea.) The one that got picked, basically by virtue of being the first one seen that there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[420,430],"class_list":["post-5903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-comedy","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5905,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions\/5905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}