{"id":5911,"date":"2017-05-08T16:45:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T22:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5911"},"modified":"2017-05-08T16:45:27","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T22:45:27","slug":"shockscape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=5911","title":{"rendered":"Shockscape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5913\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/51qtGrla42L-191x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"191\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/51qtGrla42L-191x300.jpg 191w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/51qtGrla42L.jpg 319w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 191px) 100vw, 191px\" \/>I was poised to read a Robin Hobb book, but then my schedule got pushed back, so I went for something guaranteed to be quick and easy. And then work was a bear[1], and I realized a new Walking Dead was out, so now I\u2019m actually behind on starting the Hobb instead of ahead. Oh well, that\u2019s what happens when I try to keep to a schedule on much of anything besides work and vacations.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings us to <a title=\"Shockscape by James Axler, at Amazon\" href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Shockscape-Deathlands-18-James-Axler\/dp\/0373625189\/\">Shockscape<\/a>, a book that demonstrates Heisenberg\u2019s uncertainty principle in action[2]. See, these books can only have either a title that is vaguely related to the plot, or a cover that is vaguely related to the plot. Never both, and virtually never more than a vague relationship. In this case, the title is as far as I can tell a meaningless agglomeration of syllables, while the cover shows a giant mutant bear, who isn\u2019t in the book long, but he <em>is<\/em> the catalyst for the rest of the action. Which consists of the same kind of action in most Deathlands books: the good guys run into a baron[3], he sets them to some task for which failure means death and\/or enslavement, depending on whether you are a person on the task or a hostage, the good guys complete the task (probably by killing someone what needed it), and then return and kill the baron too, because what kind of a dick makes people do things whether they want to or not?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a good thing I don\u2019t mind stories\u00a0that are formulaic, as long as I know that whatever character or plot or world-building development missing from this book will definitely occur in the next one. Anyway, there was a pretty solid cliffhanger? (I hope they don\u2019t resolve it in the easiest way possible, where they might as well not have had it in the first place.)<\/p>\n<p>[1] Oops<br \/>\n[2] It doesn\u2019t.<br \/>\n[3] A baron, in Deathlands parlance, is the leader of some locality. He always has sec men, and usually is in some sense a bad guy, either by virtue of terrorizing his populace or by virtue of opposing the good guys in a non-evil way that is never justifiable enough to make our heroes look like non-good guys when they inevitably chill him in the end. (Unless he\u2019s a recurring character who gets away but will probably be killed in a sequel. That happens.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was poised to read a Robin Hobb book, but then my schedule got pushed back, so I went for something guaranteed to be quick and easy. And then work was a bear[1], and I realized a new Walking Dead was out, so now I\u2019m actually behind on starting the Hobb instead of ahead. Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[1247,1230,430],"class_list":["post-5911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","tag-deathlands","tag-mens-adventure","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5911"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5918,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5911\/revisions\/5918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}