{"id":6499,"date":"2019-01-20T20:06:27","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T02:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=6499"},"modified":"2019-09-08T19:39:53","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T01:39:53","slug":"aquaman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=6499","title":{"rendered":"Aquaman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6500\" src=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/MV5BOTk5ODg0OTU5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDQ3MDY3NjM@._V1_SY1000_CR006741000_AL_-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/MV5BOTk5ODg0OTU5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDQ3MDY3NjM@._V1_SY1000_CR006741000_AL_-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/MV5BOTk5ODg0OTU5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDQ3MDY3NjM@._V1_SY1000_CR006741000_AL_-624x926.jpg 624w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/MV5BOTk5ODg0OTU5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDQ3MDY3NjM@._V1_SY1000_CR006741000_AL_.jpg 674w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/>For once, my long delay in seeing a big event movie did not work against me! This is because, as nearly as I can tell, nobody else has actually seen <a title=\"Home is calling.\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1477834\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Aquaman<\/a> yet, so being a month late still gets me first out the gate. Exciting!<\/p>\n<p>And a little sad, because this is probably second best of the, what, six now? DC movies that have come out. If you had asked me to predict that I would consider Aquaman a quality movie, after having considered him lamest of the lame all throughout childhood, well, that is not a prediction I would have made.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, am I claiming it&#8217;s a great work of art? I am not. But it&#8217;s big, it&#8217;s bright, it&#8217;s flashy, it has an overstuffed with drama plot full of monologuing villains, lost heirs, fate of the world stakes, an (okay, this is more of a negative) overly-forced romance subplot&#8230; in short, it&#8217;s everything you want out of a comic book movie. Notably, it is <em>not<\/em> dark or grim or overwrought or in love with its visual or emotional sense of deep, unfixable misery. Y&#8217;know, not unlike <a title=\"My review of Wonder Woman (2017)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=5993\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the other really good DC movie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So, yes, I did genuinely enjoy it. But even if I hadn&#8217;t, I would have probably rated it the second best DC movie regardless. Because now there&#8217;s a much smaller chance that Marvel will make a movie about the goddamned Sub-Mariner[1]. A victory for us all!<\/p>\n<p>[1] Maybe that&#8217;s why I found myself actually liking Arthur Curry. Because Namor is a lot closer in tenor and attitude to King Orm than to Aquaman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For once, my long delay in seeing a big event movie did not work against me! This is because, as nearly as I can tell, nobody else has actually seen Aquaman yet, so being a month late still gets me first out the gate. Exciting! And a little sad, because this is probably second best [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[614,155,1231,106],"class_list":["post-6499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-alamo-drafthouse","tag-comics","tag-dc","tag-fantasy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6499"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6692,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions\/6692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}