{"id":7789,"date":"2021-11-09T19:46:16","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T01:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=7789"},"modified":"2021-11-09T19:46:16","modified_gmt":"2021-11-10T01:46:16","slug":"the-beach-house-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=7789","title":{"rendered":"The Beach House (2019)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7793\" src=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MV5BZmU0ZWI5M2YtYjBkZS00MjRiLThiNDQtNDZlZjE3ZjAxYTY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjg0NjcyNA@@._V1_FMjpg_UY720_-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MV5BZmU0ZWI5M2YtYjBkZS00MjRiLThiNDQtNDZlZjE3ZjAxYTY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjg0NjcyNA@@._V1_FMjpg_UY720_-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MV5BZmU0ZWI5M2YtYjBkZS00MjRiLThiNDQtNDZlZjE3ZjAxYTY0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjg0NjcyNA@@._V1_FMjpg_UY720_.jpg 497w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/>The movie starts with a high overhead shot of aquamarine water, and zooms down beneath the waves to something cloudy spurting from a crack in a rocky wall at the ocean&#8217;s bottom. We are told via music cues that this is ominous. The movie ends, if you were to play this scene backwards (dialogue excepted) with a high overhead shot of aquamarine water, tracking down to a beach and then a woman lying on her back on the beach, rocking slightly and saying over and over to herself, or possibly to the audience (since she&#8217;s speaking directly into the camera), &#8220;Don&#8217;t be scared. Don&#8217;t be scared.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I was wishing I had been.<\/p>\n<p>Between those far too on-the-nose bookends, <a title=\"wish you were here\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt10843306\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Beach House<\/a> is actually okay, if you go for flicks that are a cross between <a title=\"My review of The Mist\" href=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=365\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Mist<\/a> and Reefer Madness with a touch of body horror thrown in. A couple goes to, you know, a beach house, only to discover uninvited guests are also staying there. But none of these people are me, because they make friends and hang out getting stoned. But then a weird glowy (or high-induced?) fog rolls in, and shit gets real.<\/p>\n<p>Except that phrase implies big actiony setpieces, whereas this was definitely slow and creepy, even in the glaring light of day. If they hadn&#8217;t tried so hard in the first and last scenes, I would have come away with a more positive overall impression.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The movie starts with a high overhead shot of aquamarine water, and zooms down beneath the waves to something cloudy spurting from a crack in a rocky wall at the ocean&#8217;s bottom. We are told via music cues that this is ominous. The movie ends, if you were to play this scene backwards (dialogue excepted) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[30,91,1315],"class_list":["post-7789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-horror","tag-sci-fi","tag-shudder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7795,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7789\/revisions\/7795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}