{"id":8506,"date":"2022-05-01T16:39:23","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T22:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=8506"},"modified":"2022-05-01T16:39:23","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T22:39:23","slug":"turnip-boy-commits-tax-evasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=8506","title":{"rendered":"Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/apps.150.13918938342247004.3a4e9214-ba82-4550-b1da-17c3eefbdfa4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-8507\" src=\"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/apps.150.13918938342247004.3a4e9214-ba82-4550-b1da-17c3eefbdfa4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"177\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a>The first thing that happens in <a title=\"Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion for the XBox Series X, at the XBox Store\" href=\"https:\/\/www.xbox.com\/en-us\/games\/store\/turnip-boy-commits-tax-evasion\/9N0T8V0R7MBC\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion<\/a> is&#8230; well, it&#8217;s rather predictable, is what it is. You wake up one morning and have a letter from the mayor that you owe property taxes, and you[1] rip up the letter, and boom: you, sir, are a tax evader.<\/p>\n<p>And now, you are on an epic quest to&#8230; well, honestly, even saying what the quest is for feels a little bit like a spoiler, but what you are for sure on is an epic quest to do whatever Mayor Onion tells you, since he owns your greenhouse through the powers of lien-holding or whatever. Along the way, you will fight vegetarians, learn your backstory[2], and live out what is, ultimately, a love letter to anarchy.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s silly, short, and if not exactly easy, also not exactly hard. My only regret is that the XBox version apparently has bugs preventing me from get the last 100 gamerscores. Lame.<\/p>\n<p>[1] I should pause here to note that you are one Turnip Boy, esquire<br \/>\n[2] Why don&#8217;t you already know your own backstory? Listen, don&#8217;t think about it too much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first thing that happens in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is&#8230; well, it&#8217;s rather predictable, is what it is. You wake up one morning and have a letter from the mayor that you owe property taxes, and you[1] rip up the letter, and boom: you, sir, are a tax evader. And now, you are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[436,1329,1342],"class_list":["post-8506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-software","tag-adventure","tag-xbox-game-pass","tag-xbox-series-x"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8506"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8509,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8506\/revisions\/8509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}