{"id":8544,"date":"2022-06-04T23:09:30","date_gmt":"2022-06-05T05:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=8544"},"modified":"2022-06-04T23:09:30","modified_gmt":"2022-06-05T05:09:30","slug":"dark-skies-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=8544","title":{"rendered":"Dark Skies (2013)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>During the first maybe 10 minutes of Dark Skies<\/a>, I thought I was watching someone’s take on E.T. as a horror movie, and man, I really want to see that now that I’ve thought of it.[1] But by the time I’d seen three different scenes of stuff in Keri Russell’s house stacked weirdly or moved around when nobody could possibly have done it and then her husband decided to install security cameras, I knew I was watching someone’s take on Paranormal Activity<\/a> as an aliens movie instead, and for whatever reason, that’s not nearly as interesting of a premise.<\/p>\n

It was fine, though, other than the teen drama bits, which seriously did not fit the tone of anything else going on. I think if you remove the neighbor teen love interest, you lose ten minutes of footage and change nothing at all about the movie. That’s never a good sign, you know?<\/p>\n

Also: there were never any especially dark skies, so I guess it was a metaphor.<\/p>\n

[1] …or make it? That would also be cool. I guess step one is a script, although realistically I shouldn’t let that stop me. Except, there’s a pretty strong case to be made that Stranger Things already partially did this, which will<\/em> stop me, so, nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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