{"id":8887,"date":"2023-07-14T14:33:42","date_gmt":"2023-07-14T20:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=8887"},"modified":"2023-07-14T14:33:42","modified_gmt":"2023-07-14T20:33:42","slug":"scream-vi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=8887","title":{"rendered":"Scream VI"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The Scream movies have always been extremely meta. So by the time you’ve gotten to the sequel of the reboot sequel<\/a> (requel, apparently?), well, there’s no way to be surprised at just how far up its own ass the movie, nay, the franchise, has crawled. Which, I hasten to clarify, is not necessarily<\/em> a bad thing. I, for example, am still not allergic to the tightening gyre of Gen-X self-reflection, nor will I judge harshly any movie that stabs quite so many people quite so many times.<\/p>\n

There’s just one problem with Scream VI<\/a>, which I must unfortunately put underneath the spoiler tag.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Seriously, the only way to explain this is to go all the way into downtown Spoilerville, so, last chance to look away.<\/p>\n

The movie has lost the courage of the franchise’s convictions. The beauty of the movies, all throughout, has been that nobody has plot armor. In true drive-in horror movie fashion, anybody can die at any moment[1]. And then, after doubling down on that truism in the obligatory meta-commentary scene about what it means to be a character in a horror movie franchise, it just….fizzled. I think maybe two people died? And it took me a while to remember the second one.<\/p>\n

Okay, that’s not entirely true, a lot of ancillary characters died before the opening credits rolled. But by the time we were supposed to care about anyone at all, i really do think exactly two people bit it. Because, apparently, everyone else is too precious to die. No, wait, three people! But the third one did not, as far as I know, have an actual name[2] or a second scene in which they were not about to be butchered, so<\/em>.<\/p>\n

In conclusion, I am legitimately disappointed by this movie. Even though it was otherwise[3] pretty good!<\/p>\n

[1] if you know who I’m quoting, and I think you do.
\n[2] as opposed to a role, ie romantic interest of Character X
\n[3] Contained plot, dialogue, casting, gore, etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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