{"id":8902,"date":"2023-08-14T12:59:30","date_gmt":"2023-08-14T18:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=8902"},"modified":"2023-09-15T20:31:58","modified_gmt":"2023-09-16T02:31:58","slug":"the-super-mario-bros-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=8902","title":{"rendered":"The Super Mario Bros. Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I’ve played rather a lot of Nintendos starring Mario Mario and\/or Luigi Mario, plumbers by trade, golfers, racecar drivers, and (arguably) heroes by hobby. I’ve played these games going back 40 years. And only now have they made a movie, although I am pretty sure I remember about some cartoons back before the death of Saturday morning.<\/p>\n

The Super Mario Bros. Movie<\/a> is… I mean, it’s exactly what you would expect it to be. I don’t really understand crypto mining. Like, I get that something is money if enough people agree that it is, but I don’t understand what was special about bitcoins in the first place, that they were worth mining for. But if it’s anything like nostalgia mining, then man did these people make a mint. At bitcoin I mean, although probably at cinema too? It’s, um, likely that this metaphor got away from me.<\/p>\n

My point<\/em> is, if you want to see an homage to Mario Bros., or to Mario 64, or to MarioKart, or to… well, whatever it is you expect to see, you’re probably going to see it. If you want to hear a familiar musical cue over equally familiar imagery, you’re probably going to hear it. I could give you a sentence-long summary of the plot, but let’s be real. If you are the target audience for the movie, you don’t need<\/em> me to give you that. Because what you’re already imagining? Yep, that is correct. (That said, Jack Black was pretty great.)<\/p>\n

In conclusion, I didn’t hate it, except that the spooky skeleturtles are probably a little too scary for my toddler. Maybe next year?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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