{"id":90,"date":"2005-08-04T17:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T00:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/replicatedmeat.nocturne.org\/wordpress\/?p=90"},"modified":"2022-02-21T12:55:55","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T18:55:55","slug":"stealth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Stealth"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Stealth<\/a>, aka I Saw It So You Don’t Have To. Only, it had things going for it. The obvious ones are lots of explodey action sequences, and that’s virtually always enough to keep me entertained. I will say that I kinda thought Jamie Foxx was at a point in his career where he could do better than this, though.<\/p>\n

But, I was talking about things going for it. Some eye candy, and the explosions, a shadowy government conspiracy, Russian MIGs, and a wise-cracking AI that is just waiting for a chance to go rogue. So, all that, sure. Plus, the script was written by someone with ADD. I’m serious about that. Basically, if at any point you find that you’re bored of the plot, then have no fear; it changes directions completely with every single reel change.<\/p>\n

I know it sounds like I’m down on it, and I want to be, but I can’t quite manage to be. At the end of the day, it was a workmanlike, by-the-numbers action flick, and those are worthwhile. It had nothing as bad as the romance scenes in Armageddon<\/a> or the pet scenes in Independence Day<\/a>. And when you think about it, Top Gun<\/a> is really only as good as it is in our memories because we haven’t watched it lately. (Trust me on this one; it’s not worth it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stealth, aka I Saw It So You Don’t Have To. Only, it had things going for it. The obvious ones are lots of explodey action sequences, and that’s virtually always enough to keep me entertained. I will say that I kinda thought Jamie Foxx was at a point in his career where he could do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1004,464,84,222,58,1005,91,613,513,1006],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-a-shadowy-government-conspiracy","tag-action","tag-action-adventure-flicks","tag-by-the-numbers","tag-explosions","tag-jamie-foxx","tag-sci-fi","tag-summer-flick","tag-thriller","tag-writer-had-add"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8167,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/8167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}