{"id":9001,"date":"2023-11-26T19:56:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-27T01:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.delirium.org\/?p=9001"},"modified":"2023-11-26T19:56:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T01:56:01","slug":"godzilla-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/?p=9001","title":{"rendered":"Godzilla (2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Back when they made that Godziilla remake<\/a>, I still remembered the one with Matthew Broderick. You know, the one that basically killed his career?[1] So naturally I avoided with prejudice. Then later I saw Kong: Skull Island<\/a>[2], and learned that these two movies were related? And they’ve made two sequels since then, of which I’ve seen one<\/a>. I think? …nope, additional minor research indicates I’ve seen both<\/a>, and, I don’t know, am just conflating them?<\/p>\n

But for whatever reason, I never saw the movie that [re]started it all.<\/p>\n

Godzilla<\/em> has three distinct acts, connected linearly by the flow of time and not at all by theme. In act one, Bryan Cranston is [spoilers for the prologue] trying to figure out who murdered his wife. In act two, his son is taking a tour of the Pacific in the style of Raymond Burr. In act three, there is a final confrontation in San Francisco.<\/p>\n

I do think that these movies find their footing, but this first one is interesting only insofar as you are entertained by fights with kaiju (80% of the movie) or shadowy government conspiracies regarding kaiju (20% of the movie). Otherwise, it’s kind of a shambling mess full of extraneous characters in service of a plot in which one rando is solely responsible for the salvation of humanity, even though<\/em> the movie is named Godzilla<\/em>.<\/p>\n

But I mean… it was still mostly pretty cool to look at.<\/p>\n

[1] I mean, is he still doing anything and I just don’t see it, or was that the coffin nail and now he’s retired on Ferris money? …or in that retirement home for Hollywood people who lost it all? Well. He’s probably not old enough for that<\/em>.
\n[2] If you think I wanted to see that one on the strength of Peter Jackson’s remake<\/a>, well, you’re at least partially right. but also I’ve always had a soft spot for King Kong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Back when they made that Godziilla remake, I still remembered the one with Matthew Broderick. You know, the one that basically killed his career?[1] So naturally I avoided with prejudice. Then later I saw Kong: Skull Island[2], and learned that these two movies were related? And they’ve made two sequels since then, of which I’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[464,1333,1327,91],"class_list":["post-9001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-action","tag-monsterverse","tag-plex","tag-sci-fi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9001"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9009,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9001\/revisions\/9009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/delirium.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}